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Freshman Immediately Regrets Sharing “Two Dogs” as Fun Fact

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

RAWLINGS GREEN — Just seconds after blurting out “I have two dogs” to the indifferent members of his orientation group, freshman Coby Cordsen immediately regretted sharing what was supposed to be the “fun fact” about himself. “I have two dogs? Is that seriously the best I could do?” Cordsen repeated shamefully in his head. “I…

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“Cool Guy” Breaks Out Guitar Thirty Minutes after Moving into Dorm

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

BECKER HALL – Half an hour after putting away all of his clothes and saying goodbye to his parents, Kent Shanahan ’18 reportedly pulled his guitar out and just started jamming outside of his room, assuming it to be the coolest activity he could think of. “I used to play clarinet, but then I realized…

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Freshman Relieved He Didn’t Have to Bring Own Clock Tower

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

COURT HALL — After having left his own clock tower back home, Samuel Reese ’19 breathed a sigh of relief today after discovering that the University was fully prepared to provide their own for him to use. Reese often used a personal clock tower throughout high school in Springfield, Illinois, but decided that his old…

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