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August 24, 2015

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Alert Email Warns Students of Rogue Kathy Zoner

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

ITHACA – An email received by students and faculty this morning provided a warning that during the previous night, a rogue Kathy Zoner had been seen at large in Collegetown. “At 11:45 yesterday evening, a figure later determined to be Cornell Chief of Police Kathy Zoner was reported to be wreaking havoc outside of Collegetown…

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