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September 22, 2015

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Monster Under Bed Concerned Over Sophomore’s Lack of Sleep

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

BECKER HALL — The monster under the bed has expressed concern for Ryan Levine ’18, who has gotten almost no sleep in the past week due to mounting problem sets and extracurricular obligations. Every night for the past few months, the monster has attempted to spook Levine, but his recently disturbed sleep schedule has the…

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