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September 28, 2015

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Assistant Professor Talking to Tenured Professors Like He’s Hot Shit or Something

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

RHODES HALL — Walking around the faculty lounge like some kind of big shot, Assistant Professor of Applied Mathematics Hermann Schweitz is reportedly talking to the full professors of his department as if he’s hot shit or something. “So, are you guys going to the colloquium talk this afternoon? Can I come with you?” exclaimed…

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