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Pre-Med Worried GPA Not High Enough to Get into Top Tier Heaven

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago02 mins

After sending out dozens of applications over the past month, Christina Walkerman ’16 is currently realizing that her cumulative GPA may not be high enough to grant her admission to a top-tier afterlife. “I’ve done the community service, internships, and got a great score on the MCAT, but it’s my grades that I’m concerned about,”…

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