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OP-ED: Now That Cornell Cinema is Getting Defunded, Anybody Wanna Come Watch a Movie At My Place?

Nooz Staff8 years ago04 mins

So funding for Cornell Cinema is up in the air. I’m sure we’re all a little sad that we might not get to watch our favorite arthouse classics week after week if the Student Assembly and Administration don’t work out the funding, but hey, if worse comes to worst, now that Cornell’s biggest film viewing…

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Absolute Comedy God Answers “C” on True/False iClicker Question

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

URIS HALL—This morning, during the 10:10 lecture for Intro to Cognitive Science, a single student sacrificed his class grade for a piece of pure comedy gold: Jamie McCannon ‘19 answered C on a True/False iClicker question, bringing the lecture hall to its knees in laughs. “I never thought there could be so much beauty in…

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