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Guy Who Never Goes to Things Wants You to Buy Tickets to His Things

Nooz Staff8 years ago02 mins

HO PLAZA—A guy who never goes to things is currently aggressively quarter-carding on Ho Plaza, trying to get you to buy tickets to his things. “I’ve been so busy preparing for my things that I wasn’t able to go to your thing. I’ll be sure to go to your thing next semester unless I’m busy…

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