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Freshman Takes Extra Lap Around Donlon After Walk of Shame to Make it Obvious He Just Had Sex

Nooz Staff8 years ago03 mins

DONLON HALL—Jacob Goldstein ‘21 spent a few extra minutes Saturday morning strolling around his Donlon floor after a walk of shame, clearly trying to make sure his floormates know he had sex the night before. “I really just wanted a chance to stretch my legs a bit more, considering I did a lot of strenuous…

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