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Martha Pollack Curls Up With Campus Climate Surveys To Read Before Bedtime

Nooz Staff8 years ago8 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL— Slipping on her Cornell-branded flannel PJs, President Martha Pollack snuggled under the covers and opened up the results of the Campus Climate Surveys for her nightly bedtime story. After urging every single one of Cornell’s almost 15,000 students to take the survey, President Pollack eagerly read all twelve responses while sipping a warm…

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