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Op-Ed: I Would Like to Commission the Cornell Consulting Club to Find My Son.

Nooz Staff7 years ago03 mins

It has come to my attention that this ‘club’ is available for various… jobs. I would therefore like to ask that the Cornell Consulting Club utilize their veracity for the facts to find my missing son. Late last Sunday night, my thirteen-year-old son Derek disappeared without a trace from our residence. I’ve been skeptical of…

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