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Enthusiastic A Capella VP of Operations Just Wants to be Liked

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

URIS HALL— The VP of Operations for Cornell’s Scales Acapella, Crystal Rojas ’21, confirmed she just wants people to like her, showing her love with twelve reminder emails about her survey. “I’m so grateful to be on E-board, and even happier to be your friend,” said Rojas, completely unaware of the growing disregard for her…

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