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Career Fair Recruiter Commends Engineering Student’s Innovative Self-Shredding Resume
Disintegrating Professor Gives Mitch McConnell-Esque Peace Sign Before Prelim
OP-ED: I Right You Wrong Here Why
CTB Barista Announces “Big Fat Chungus Sweetberry Surprise” is Ready at the Bar
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Daily Sun Annual Love Survey Finds Kevin Having 100% of Sex on Campus

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

DONLON HALL—With every Valentine’s day comes the Cornell Daily Sun’s Annual Love survey, profiling the love lives of thousands of students on campus. While this year’s survey showed a net uptick in sexual encounters on campus, it also revealed that all sex on campus is being had by one student: Kevin Jameson ’23. Whether it’s…

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