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Student Uses Time Alone To Embark Upon Journey Of Self Discovery, Drug Abuse

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

CHEYENNE, WYOMING—During her unexpected isolation at home, Bernadette Shaw ’20 has taken advantage of her distance from her peers to self-examine and discover a new hobby of rampant, perverse drug abuse. “I think quarantine makes people feel really uncertain; I see it as an opportunity to reflect on my aspirations, but doing that sober is…

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