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OP-ED: I Saw My Significant Other on R/Cornell, Is There Anything Stronger Than a Divorce I Can Get?

Nooz Staff5 years ago04 mins

DYSON—What do you do when a relationship gets stale? After years of romance, it’s hard to imagine just stepping out on all that emotion. And with my current beau, it was hard to imagine ever leaving him. We’d had too many good times together, and I knew what a sweet guy he was. I just…

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