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Disintegrating Professor Gives Mitch McConnell-Esque Peace Sign Before Prelim
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“I Earned This,” Thinks Student Indulging in Wednesday Night Shower Beer

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COLLEGETOWN—After a toilsome day of classes, work, and club responsibilities, Cara Lewis ‘22 finished off her evening with a hot shower and a cold beer she described as “well-deserved.”   “There was just so much going on today—I don’t know how I’d be expected not to have a little nightcap,” said Lewis. “I knew it…

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