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November 9, 2021

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Relative Lack of Student Assembly Bullshittery Raises Concerns

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—A recent lack of extremely public meltdowns within Cornell’s student government has led many students to wonder what dumb shit they are getting into this semester. “I don’t know what to think,” admitted John Hawkinson ‘23. “I haven’t heard anything about them this year, and that kind of scares me. Like, did 30…

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