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President Pollack Announces Touchdown has Gone to Live on Nice Farm Upstate

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

SCHOELLKOPF FIELD—Although football fans across campus are sure to miss Big Red’s most beloved bear, they can rest easy knowing that Touchdown has found a delightful new home with lots of butterflies and plenty of room to run around, according to a Friday morning email from President Pollack. While the news is bittersweet for many,…

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