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OP-ED: Drinking on St. Patrick’s Day is Cultural Appropriation (But it’s Okay Because I Hate the Irish)

Nooz Staff4 years ago7 months ago03 mins

There are two things in this world I love: drinking a nice pint of Guinness and giving the bird to the Republic of Ireland. So, when a friend of mine informed me that every time I slam back a brewski in a plastic four-leaf clover glass today I am disrespecting Irish culture, I did a…

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