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The Twelve Labors of Hercules? I Am Taking Twelve Credits and It Is Hard

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 years ago04 mins

It is often said that success at Cornell is nothing short of a heroic feat. It takes brave, strong, and savvy students—truly exceptional students, not the ones who merely think they have those qualities and join ROTC—to navigate the university’s harrowing challenges. This semester, I have confronted the school’s mythical academic rigor head-on as I…

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