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OP-ED: Why It’s Okay I’m Working for a Company that Played a Non-Zero Role in the 2008 Financial Crisis

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

Like many other seniors this year, I too have taken part in the job safari, but unlike others I have caught the elusive career lion. Yes, I have become the champion of the hunt, and I will thusly begin my life in New York City with the rest of the Cornellian pack at one of…

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