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Travesty! The Dining Hall Pasta is in The Horrible Shape

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

MORRISON HALL—After an arduous week of classes, the weary, hungry masses gathered in the one place that grants them respite, where the turbulence of life gives way to comforting predictability and dependable mediocrity: The Morrison Pasta Station. However, today, a cruel shock shattered this spaghetti sanctuary and the already-paper-thin wills of many students.  “I have…

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