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Damp Info Sci Major Remains Moist, No Longer Able to Blame on Heat Wave

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 months ago02 mins

DUFFIELD HALL—Information Science major Greg Daniels ‘24 was spotted Tuesday evening emerging from a cool, dark place bereft of direct sunlight. Unlucky bystanders scampered out of the splash zone as he made his way across Ho Plaza in a manner that can only be described as “spongy.”  Roommate Mike Meyers ‘25 noted that Daniels had…

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