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OP-ED: If The Arsonist Really Cared, They’d Burn Down Low Rise Seven

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Every fall, a few brave freshmen reignite a generations-long trend of fire-starting in dorms. This year, Mary Donlon Hall fell victim. Such a choice calls into question the arsonist’s dedication to the hobby: If they really wanted to make a building disintegrate, why not douse some gasoline on Low Rise Seven? Arson has versatility: it…

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