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“I like to chill,” Student Gets Vulnerable in Introduction Discussion

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

Alex Parker ‘27, resident unfeeling alpha-sigma-kappa-delta-epsilon bland male came to face his greatest fear at Cornell-hinting at a morsel of personality-when forced to open up during the first week in an introductory discussion. The haunting assignment guidelines asked to “Share something you did over the summer and what you like to do for fun.”  He…

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