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Cornell Hunger Relief Stall Oddly Reluctant to Share Candy on Desk at Club Fest

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

BARTON HALL—Recently appointed Cornell Hunger Relief officer Mandy Jackson ‘24 made waves at the club fair with a slap heard ‘round the Barton hall track, after victim Matt Long ‘27 tried to grab a coveted pack of Reese’s Pieces.  He recounted the harrowing experience, “Ya it was crazy, I was just following my usual club…

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