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Doing The Robot: Students Sext ChatGPT This Valentine’s Day

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Thousands of students on campus have found themselves less alone this Valentine’s Day with a little help from an old study buddy: ChatGPT. Thanks to the indistinguishable array of data on the internet, singles can craft their perfect partner through artificial intelligence; bolstered by the romantic holiday, some have even decided to take their relationships…

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