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Rest Well, Soldier: Shampoo Bottle Lets Out Final Squirt

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

DICKSON HALL—A valiant shampoo bottle let out its final squirt today after a long, slippery battle against grime and grease. As the unsuspecting user applied the usual squeeze, the room filled with a weak, sputtering sound. What trickled out was not the rich, satisfying lather once cherished, but a thin, defeated dribble—a pathetic, watery remnant…

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