September 1, 2025

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FWS On “Socioeconomic Impacts Of 19th Century French Colonialism” Surprisingly Not As Fun As FWS On “Watching Movies With Joyous Whimsy”
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“If you love something, set it free,” Student Deletes App Just Downloaded for Free Donut
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OP-ED: Hey Ryan, So Like Now That You’re On Sabbatical, I Was Wondering If You’d Like To Maybe Hang Out Sometime Soon? We Can Grab Coffee On Friday Haha. I’m Sort Of Behind On Rent So If You Could Pay That Would Be Cool
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Brain Break! Reading Contains Graph Full of Important Information
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Report: Vitamin D Supplements Doing Little to Hinder Bleak, Hopeless Future
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Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group
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CU NoozMagazine – Spring 2025 Issue

Nooz Staff5 months ago01 mins

“And What Big Teeth You Have!” Roommate Looks Different Following Coyote Disappearance

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

ONCE UPON A TIME—There was a little freshman in a little red hoodie, and so the student body called her Little Red Riding Hoodie. Little Red Riding Hoodie ‘29 was returning from her evening chem lab when she got a Crime Alert warning her to look out for a big, bad coyote. She did not…