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New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

COLLEGE AVE—With dozens of restaurants in Cornell’s vibrant college town, students are usually able to find the requisite meal to satisfy their cravings. Despite this, one meal was always conspicuously missing from this food ecosystem, until now. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been up past 11 pm and thought to myself, I…

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Cornell’s Stray Cats Enter Week Three Of Vicious Turf War Over D.P. Dough Dumpster

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN- To the dismay of many Cornellians, the street battle that has been waged by two feline tribes over rights to the dumpster behind D.P. Dough has continued to rage on for a third consecutive week. With much of the bloodshed being accompanied by hours of hissing and growling, residents of the apartments above have…

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collegetown restaurants

New Food Truck Fills Midnight Raw Fish Niche in Collegetown Restaurant Scene

Cornell’s Stray Cats Enter Week Three Of Vicious Turf War Over D.P. Dough Dumpster