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Student Filibusters Entire Lecture After Realizing Participation Worth 30% of Final Grade

Nooz Staff7 years ago01 mins

WARREN HALL—In a last ditch effort to save her abysmal participation grade, Isabel Miranda ‘22 spent all 75 minutes of her final AEM Statistics lecture asking a single question. “You know, I just did the math,” Miranda explained after class. “Most people contribute, what? Once a class? Maybe? Taking up every minute of class asking…

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