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OP-ED: If You Were Really My Friend, You Wouldn’t Make Me Go to Your A Cappella Concert

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Approximately twice a year, many Cornellians must rethink some of their life decisions. This often occurs at the end of the semester, and is often centered around their friendships with people in a cappella groups. But recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that if these people were REALLY my friends, they would not ask me…

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Concert Commission: “This Jerkface Artist Canceled the Homecoming Concert We Definitely Planned”

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

A message from the Cornell Concert Commission We, the Cornell Concert Commission, regret to inform the Cornell community that the jerkface artist we scheduled to play at the homecoming concert we definitely planned canceled on us. We are as shocked as you are. We were very excited to announce that this very famous artist that…

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“Young Thug Is a Lyrical Genius,” Say Cornell English Professors

Nooz Staff9 years ago9 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL — Huddled around a laptop streaming Young Thug’s song F Cancer to fully understand the meaning of the rapper’s lyrics, English Professors discovered that the lyrics to his songs are a masterpiece of poetry, brilliantly summarizing the human condition. “Mr. Thug brilliantly works in themes of perseverance in the face of adversity…

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