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Flo Rida Gets Spun Right Round Baby Right Round Trying to Find Way Out of ILR Building

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

IVES HALL—This Slope Day, rap and pop music icon Flo Rida racked up a shocking 1.5 hour wait for his arrival at the Slope due to a rigorous prep schedule, vocal exercises, and getting miserably lost in the ILR building. The morning of May 8, excited for his Cornell debut, Mr. Rida woke up extra…

Unhoused Sophomore Unable to Sing Along to Flo Rida’s “My House”

Nooz Staff2 years ago1 year ago03 mins

BAILEY HALL – On Saturday, Slope Day organizers aimed to distract the Cornell community from the recent student housing catastrophe by revealing the long-awaited Slope Day Lineup. However, this announcement was received poorly by some community members, who viewed the organizers’ decision to bring Flo Rida of “My House” fame to campus as a cruel…