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March 13, 2026
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Narc Cannabis Professor Won’t Let His Students Get Even a Little High

Nooz Staff6 years ago03 mins

RILEY-ROBB HALL—Students of PLSCI 4190, “Cannabis: Biology, Society, and Industry” are totally bummed out that their absolute buzzkill of a professor won’t let them get even a teeny bit high during class. Trinity Earthsong ‘20 is particularly upset that her professor is being a “total stick in the mud” about pot. “I took his course…

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Fox News Slams Cornell for Pushing Fun, College Agenda

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS, NY – In an effort to expose a clear bias amongst the Cornell community, Fox News released a video of interviews last night showing a resounding partiality by students toward a fun and entirely collegiate agenda. “When a report came out claiming that 96% of Cornell faculty had supported making the university…

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