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Correct Answer to Consulting Firm Case Interview Starting to Seem Like Mass Genocide

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

BARNES HALL- Interviewing for a summer internship with elite consulting firm McKidney & Company, local AEM major Angela Brighten ’21 reportedly felt obliged to suggest the mass slaughter of civilians as the best solution to a case study. McKidney’s Charles DePrice began the interview by reading a case prompt to Brighten: “Our client is a…

Despotic Senior Declines to Answer Whether They’ll Seek Third Term as Club President

In Historic Show of Power, Student Assembly Votes to Politely Ask for More Power

L-DOC? My Final Essay Fucking Sucks

Construction Workers Declare Occupation Of Libe Slope As Clock Tower Fences Expand Into New Territory

Rest of Sesame Street Crew Also Forced to Live in Trash Cans After PBS Defunding

Nooz Explains: 15 Exciting Ways to Set Off the Fire Alarm at 2:30 in the Goddamn Morning

Correct Answer to Consulting Firm Case Interview Starting to Seem Like Mass Genocide