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FWS On “Socioeconomic Impacts Of 19th Century French Colonialism” Surprisingly Not As Fun As FWS On “Watching Movies With Joyous Whimsy”
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“If you love something, set it free,” Student Deletes App Just Downloaded for Free Donut
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OP-ED: Hey Ryan, So Like Now That You’re On Sabbatical, I Was Wondering If You’d Like To Maybe Hang Out Sometime Soon? We Can Grab Coffee On Friday Haha. I’m Sort Of Behind On Rent So If You Could Pay That Would Be Cool
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Brain Break! Reading Contains Graph Full of Important Information
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Report: Vitamin D Supplements Doing Little to Hinder Bleak, Hopeless Future
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Frat With No Pledges Handing Out Sad Little Pamphlets Outside Dining Hall Like An A Capella Group
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Climate Change Denier Kind of Enjoying Springfest Anyways

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

This article was sponsored by SpringFest and the Cornell Environmental Collaborative. Springfest is being held on April 22nd from 11:00am to 3:00pm on Ho Plaza to celebrate Earth day and promote sustainability. HO PLAZA — Eating an organically grown meal from local farmers and listening to live music outside Willard Straight, climate change denier Darrel…

Climate Change Forces Ithaca Weather Monster to Retire

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

TOMPKINS COUNTY — Gerry the Ithaca weather monster is announcing his retirement after he tried all year to build up massive amounts of snow to dump on students and residents in the greater Tompkins County region, only to see all his hard work melted by man-made global warming. “I’m done. I can’t stand it,” Gerry…