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Remember Hanukkah? Tiny Seasonal Knickknack Section at Target Does!

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

With a flourish, Target Employee of the Month Cathy Peterson proudly set a single gleaming menorah on a far back corner of the store. The Hanukkah section was ready for its big debut. A self-described spokesperson for the Jewish people, Smith dedicates herself to philanthropic pursuits such as these to honor the singular practicing Jew…

Jewish Student with Final During Hanukkah Develops Anxiety Stomachache That Burned for All Eight Nights

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

CHARLESTON, SC–This Friday Jacob Weiss ‘22 celebrated his own miracle of Hanukkah after one night of finals provided him with an anxious stomachache that burned for the entire holiday. “Oy gevalt, my head is spinning like a dreidel. My hands are trembling like candlelight in the wind. Every time I close my eyes, all I…

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Remember Hanukkah? Tiny Seasonal Knickknack Section at Target Does!

Jewish Student with Final During Hanukkah Develops Anxiety Stomachache That Burned for All Eight Nights