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Rush Hashanah!: Fraternity Acknowledges High Holidays by Ensuring All Cocaine is Kosher
Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis
English Department Receives $12 Grant
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Student at Summer Internship Drops Fourth Hint of Day That He Goes to Cornell

Nooz Staff10 years ago02 mins

MIDTOWN MANHATTAN — Hoping to remind his fellow interns of his intellectual superiority, Cornell rising Sophomore Danny Harris dropped his fourth hint of the day that he goes to Cornell University while working at startup this summer. Harris, who is currently in the process of transferring from ILR to AEM, was heard telling people that…

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