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Girl With Bi Flag Sticker on Laptop Thinks We Couldn’t Tell

Nooz Staff2 months ago2 months ago02 mins

ROCKEFELLER HALL—Elena Davis ‘26 has been turning heads all over campus with a recent addition to her laptop stickers collection: a bisexual pride flag. The holographic pink, purple, and blue stripes are pasted just above her Hozier sticker and to the left of a Cornell Outdoor Education decal. Davis believes this revelation came as a…

Ultra-Powerful Gaming Laptop Used for School

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago02 mins

IVES HALL—Overclocking his 9th Generation Intel Core and NVIDIA GeForce RTX to open yet another Wikipedia tab, Dennis Murphy ‘23 pushed the absolute limits of his Razer Blade Pro 17 to write an essay for his FWS. With each keystroke, the keys on Murphy’s individually backlit ghost-proof Chroma keyboard flashed in a beautiful chromatic symphony,…

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Girl With Bi Flag Sticker on Laptop Thinks We Couldn’t Tell

Ultra-Powerful Gaming Laptop Used for School