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Slope Day Commission Elects New Set Of Martyrs

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 years ago03 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—Following the mass ostracization of last year’s Slope Day Programming Board, an entirely new set of victims, officially known as “members,” needed to be found. Fortunately, a group of students willing to impale themselves upon the unforgiving spear of dissatisfaction that is the student body have now been assembled.  “I shall relish in…

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