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THWONK! Evil Trickster Lamppost Foils Me Again

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

October the 14th Today was a cruel day. I was dutifully making my way across Campus Road, soon to be greeted by a delectable submarine sandwich from Mattin’s Cafe, when I found myself viciously hoodwinked by a local ne’er-do-well. As I reached the end of the crosswalk, the Duffield doors called out to me, summoning…

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