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Ryan Lombardi Begs Students to Go Back to Making Snow Penises Instead

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago02 mins

DAY HALL—Following the discovery of swastikas drawn in snow on North Campus this week, Vice President for Student and Campus Life Ryan Lombardi has been desperately pleading for students to return to the snow penises of the past. “Please, for the love of God, go back to penises,” Lombardi wrote in an email to students,…

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