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Mom Just Calling To Let You Know The Neighbors Got A New Patio

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

ITHACA一 Oren Stephens ‘23 was in the middle of an Organizational Behavior lecture on Monday when he received three rapid calls from his mother, Susan, just letting him know that their neighbors got a new patio.  Stephens was shocked at the consecutive calls and instantly worried that something terrible had happened, immediately calling her as…

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Student Forgets iClicker, Confident He Can Download, Set up Mobile App Before Question Closes

Nooz Staff7 years ago02 mins

URIS G01—After facing an iClicker question in lecture and realizing he left his iClicker at home, Chad Morrison ‘22 began the process of purchasing the Reef app, confident he could set everything up before the question closed. “Yeah, it shouldn’t be too hard,” Morrison said. “Eduroam is pretty fast in this building, and my phone…

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