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SLOPE DAY SCANDAL: These “Food Tickets” Just Taste Like Paper

Nooz Staff3 years ago1 year ago03 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—On May 1st, with Slope Day on the horizon, Cornell Dining launched their food ticket pre-sale at select locations across campus. Many students lined up at Okenshields to swipe in for their usual dinners, but one student, Jonah Kesky ‘26, was on a different mission.  “I remember he was the first person in…

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