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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood
Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall
Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood

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Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall

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Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases

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Local Sicko Runs for Campus Villain Position

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WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—Cornell’s tumultuous school election season has mobilized many individuals to take on more active roles in their student government. For twisted, sick-in-the-head Henry Bateman ‘26, this held especially true.  “I think I’d be the kind of guy to bring massive change to this office,” stated Bateman. “Not a single one of the preceding…

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