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OP-ED: There’s No Chance I’m Buying a Ticket to Your A Cappella Show Until You Come to My Show

Nooz Staff7 years ago7 years ago04 mins

This post is sponsored by the Skits Sketch Comedy Troupe, the oldest sketch comedy group at Cornell. Their fall show is this Friday at 9 PM in Barnes Hall, and you can buy $5 tickets at the door or by messaging their Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/CornellSkits/. As always, there’s no chance in hell that I will…

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