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Students Low On Cash Can Now Give TCAT Bus Drivers a Kiss On The Lips As Payment

Nooz Staff5 years ago10 months ago03 mins

ITHACA—Tompkins County officials announced earlier this week that a new TCAT policy has been implemented that allows Cornell students to give bus drivers a smooch on the lips as an option of payment. Rick on route 81 has already become a fan favorite of students, some even boarding the bus with no destination in mind…

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Roommate With Car Cannot, In Fact, “Drive You Whenever”

Nooz Staff6 years ago6 years ago04 mins

BECKER HOUSE—Betty Keepler ‘22 considered herself lucky when her roommate Gloria Powell ‘22 informed her of her plans to drive her older sister’s compact SUV cross-country for the 2019-2020 school year. “She offered to drive me to my therapy appointments in Collegetown, which was super nice of her,” said Keepler “Parking passes are expensive, so…

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