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Local Sicko Runs for Campus Villain Position

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—Cornell’s tumultuous school election season has mobilized many individuals to take on more active roles in their student government. For twisted, sick-in-the-head Henry Bateman ‘26, this held especially true.  “I think I’d be the kind of guy to bring massive change to this office,” stated Bateman. “Not a single one of the preceding…

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