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Frat Legend Dad Spends All of Parent’s Weekend Upstaging Loser Son

Nooz Staff6 years ago02 mins

EDDY STREET — At this year’s Parent’s Weekend, total Frat bro icon Ronald Hernandez ‘90 spent his days overshadowing his painfully less-cool son. “The brothers at his old house really seemed to like him,” said son Richie Hernandez ‘ 23. “They invited him back up in two weeks for their big fall party. And honestly,…

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