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OP-ED: I Didn’t Spell Your Name Wrong, Your Parents Did

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 months ago05 mins

If I am forced to endure the humiliation of being placed with three random students for a doomed group project, required to carry the burden that is creating the PowerPoint, and undergo the emotional labor of selecting the order in which the names will be listed on the presentation. (If I put my name first,…

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