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September 19, 2013

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Bridge Troll used to keep Underage Drinking out of Collegtown

Nooz Staff13 years ago02 mins

The Cornell Administration has installed a wily bridge troll at the intersection of College and Oak Avenue in an effort to stave off Underclassmen looking to engage in illegal alcohol consumption. CU Nooz spoke to Student Health representative Michelle Kellers who explained: “We really needed a way to prevent students from crossing the bridge into…

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Tri-Greek Council To Create Educational Musical To Highlight Dangers Of Hazing

Nooz Staff13 years ago02 mins

In light of several high profile hazing incidents, leaders of Pan-Hel, IFC and MLGC organizations have moved to educate new members through a unique and creative forum: a musical. The musical will include both original and classic songs in order educate new members on the dangers of hazing at Cornell. Greg Michaelson, the associate creative…

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